Note: This was written in reaction to the “Mommy, I am your baby” post that is currently circulating around Tumblr. Thought it was about time we hear from the person who is actually self-aware and not just the clump of cells residing inside of them.
Hi, Fetus,
My name is…
Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow.
the mouse house at the bronx zoo is the best thing in life
I’m gonna shave Leonardo DiCatprio so he can come into my house, into my room, without making my nose sneeze and my eyes water.
maybe I should try this again, but this time make an interesting blog instead
